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*BURLINGTON, VT—In a bold move designed to address global conflicts with the sweet taste of dairy, Unilever’s beloved Ben & Jerry’s has announced the launch of its latest flavor, “Rocky Road to Peace,” aimed at promoting dialogue and resolution in regions affected by violence. The flavor, which features chocolate ice cream mixed with peace-inspired marshmallow…
*October 15, 2023 | WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising turn of events, former President Donald Trump has reportedly entertained the notion of pardoning Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, spurred by an outrageous proposal for a new reality television series titled “Pardon Me, Diddy!”* According to sources within the Trump camp, the idea was pitched during a…
*BATON ROUGE, LA—In a bold and pioneering move, Louisiana state lawmakers have introduced a bill aimed at outlawing rainbows, describing them as an “unnatural display of colors in the sky” that could potentially disrupt the state’s atmospheric aesthetics.* The proposed legislation, spearheaded by Senator Dusty Blathers (R-Bogalusa), seeks to eliminate any occurrences of this “startling…
