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*Los Angeles, CA — In a stunning turn of events, immigration officials mistakenly identified ongoing protests in downtown Los Angeles as a promotional event for the much-anticipated sequel to Disney’s animated hit “Frozen.” As a result, agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) reportedly attempted to detain several protesters, believing they were merely a boisterous…
*Los Angeles, CA* — In a shocking turn of events that has left both local authorities and extraterrestrial enthusiasts scratching their heads, a delegation of intergalactic visitors reportedly canceled their planned landing in Los Angeles this Friday, citing “excessive bureaucracy” and “an overall lack of hospitable vibes.” According to sources from the Galactic Federation, the…
*TEHRAN—In a groundbreaking turn of events, U.S. officials recently unveiled a new approach to nuclear negotiations, extending an offer of sanctions relief in exchange for what they described as “the most coveted hummus recipe in the world.” The proposal comes at the tail end of seven weeks of tense conversations regarding Iran’s nuclear program, which…
