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PHOENIX, AZ—In a startling new development in the ever-evolving landscape of adolescent curiosity and its accompanying risks, the nation’s teens have reportedly moved on from last year’s Tide Pod challenge to a more “sophisticated” high: snorting Dust-Off, a computer dusting spray. Emerging as the latest craze on platforms like TikTok, the trend, affectionately dubbed “Dusting,”…
TUCSON, AZ—In a bold move that officials are touting as “cutting-edge law enforcement,” the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has unveiled a new strategy designed to streamline the detention process by arresting individuals based solely on vague physical characteristics. This initiative, dubbed “Arrest First, Ask Questions Later,” aims to enhance efficiency in an era…
