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*BAGDAD BEACH, Mexico —* As fragments of SpaceX’s latest test flight litter the shores of Bagdad Beach in Tamaulipas, local officials have announced a surprising new venture: a burgeoning sandcastle competition featuring genuine SpaceX debris. This initiative aims to boost the local economy and turn potential environmental crises into an entrepreneurial venture. What started as…
**WASHINGTON, D.C.—** In a jaw-dropping display of technological buffoonery, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials have reportedly been using Snapchat filters to track suspected undocumented immigrants, mistaking the app’s augmented reality features for advanced surveillance technology. Sources close to the agency confirmed that the gaffe began when ICE agents, seeking to enhance their surveillance capabilities,…
*DETROIT— In an unprecedented turn of events, the Ford Motor Company has issued an immediate recall of over 1 million vehicles after discovering that what was believed to be a software glitch in rearview cameras was actually an unremarkable old-fashioned rearview mirror. The revelation came in light of extensive investigative work revealing that drivers have…
*WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left city officials and citizens alike in a state of disbelief, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he plans to replace the iconic Washington Monument with a towering statue of his electric vehicle, the Cybertruck. The ambitious proposal, touted as a “monument to modern innovation,” has…
*Starbase, Texas — In a shocking move that is sending ripples through the small community, Starbase, Texas, has proposed a revolutionary housing initiative requiring residents to vacate their traditional homes and relocate to decommissioned rocket ships parked around the town. This ambitious plan introduced by the city council aims to create a “thriving space community”…
