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*Belém, Brazil — In an unprecedented move that has experts scratching their heads, officials overseeing the upcoming COP30 Climate Summit have announced a plan to gently relocate the Amazon rainforest to make way for a commemorative golf course designed to honor the event. The initiative aims to provide a sustainable venue for world leaders to…
*MOSCOW—In an unprecedented blunder that has left military officials and online shopping enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, the Russian Air Force has admitted to mistaking a series of Ukrainian drone strikes for long-awaited Amazon Prime deliveries, resulting in the unintended destruction of several key airbases. The confusion has been described by insiders as the most…
